(Source: swedishproblems)
July 18, 2012
April 10, 2012
by popular demand
November 13, 2011
oh mom
| Mom: | I just got my new iphone |
| Mom: | I was talking to Siri and said, "Call my daughter Kyoko" |
| Mom: | But she didn't understand me |
| Mom: | She instead gave me satellite feed of Japan |
| Mom: | So I changed your name in my phone to "Batman" |
| Mom: | "Siri, call my daughter Batman" |
| Mom: | Siri goes, "Is Batman your child?" |
| Mom: | I said yes, so then I hung up and pushed for Siri again and said, "Call my child" |
| Mom: | But then she just said, "Calling Mike Childs" |
| Me: | We need to work on your accent |
| Mom: | Well apparently I didn't know I had one until now. |
| Me: | Why are you still talking like Siri? |
| Mom: | I don't even know who I am anymore, Siri is making me question myself. |
October 12, 2011
September 14, 2011
July 13, 2011
Chely
These are my notes to the coroner
Clues with no compromise
Notes to the coroner
Details on my demise
July 2, 2011
Favourite scene
— I’m at a loss for words. How could you let something like this happen?
— I don’t know.
— Well, surely there must have been a moment when you thought to yourself “Is this the right thing to do?”
— That would’ve been every moment. I’m not trying to say what I did was right.
— It’s not right.
— I don’t expect you to understand. But I love her.
June 29, 2011
Sense of humour
- Mom, I’m gay.
- Oh well, now I could use the closet space for storage.
Just like that. She’s awesome (:
June 15, 2011
April 28, 2009
Не зря мне в Швеции понравилось ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edFRe2z3rro
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