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July 2012

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Jul 18, 2012209 notes

April 2012

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Apr 10, 2012294 notes

November 2011

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oh mom
  • Mom: I just got my new iphone
  • Mom: I was talking to Siri and said, "Call my daughter Kyoko"
  • Mom: But she didn't understand me
  • Mom: She instead gave me satellite feed of Japan
  • Mom: So I changed your name in my phone to "Batman"
  • Mom: "Siri, call my daughter Batman"
  • Mom: Siri goes, "Is Batman your child?"
  • Mom: I said yes, so then I hung up and pushed for Siri again and said, "Call my child"
  • Mom: But then she just said, "Calling Mike Childs"
  • Me: We need to work on your accent
  • Mom: Well apparently I didn't know I had one until now.
  • Me: Why are you still talking like Siri?
  • Mom: I don't even know who I am anymore, Siri is making me question myself.
Nov 13, 2011100 notes

October 2011

1 post

Oct 12, 20118 notes

September 2011

1 post

Sep 14, 2011

July 2011

2 posts

Chely

These are my notes to the coroner
Clues with no compromise
Notes to the coroner
Details on my demise

Jul 13, 2011
Favourite scene

— I’m at a loss for words. How could you let something like this happen?

— I don’t know.

— Well, surely there must have been a moment when you thought to yourself “Is this the right thing to do?”

— That would’ve been every moment. I’m not trying to say what I did was right.

— It’s not right.

— I don’t expect you to understand. But I love her.

Jul 2, 2011

June 2011

2 posts

Sense of humour

whenicameout:

- Mom, I’m gay.

- Oh well, now I could use the closet space for storage.

Just like that. She’s awesome (:

Jun 29, 201167 notes
Jun 15, 20111 note

April 2009

1 post

Не зря мне в Швеции понравилось ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edFRe2z3rro

Apr 28, 2009
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